How do I nicely turn him down without getting murdered?

A question all women are now asking themselves. (via lesbianwarfare)

The feels

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Are people really this fucking stupid or is this a joke?

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:



if that mouse had pants he would shit them




the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying



Wild domesticated shit

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

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vvebkin:

facebook on your birthday 

vvebkin:

facebook on your birthday 

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18th c. Skeletal coffin ring

A rare example of an 18th century memento mori skeletal band, dated 1727. A full skeleton, reserved on black enamel, encircles the gold hoop of the ring. Unusually, there is a crown above the skull, signifying death is the master of all, and below the skeletal feet is a tablet engraved with the words memento mori, flanked by symbols of the Passion. The bezel of the ring is in the form of a gold coffin, covered by a faceted crystal, enclosing a skeleton painted in gold on a black ground. To interior of the band are the initials of the deceased, J. B. and the date, 1727.

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